Best read story of the day:

by hillarymay

“I was on my way to the metro station this morning, when I almost get plowed over by a woman running down the street. As I step out of the way, I notice that this woman is wearing the infamous red badge. She’s also wearing danskin shorts and a sports bra, and an armband which her ipod was attached to.  I’m all for exercise, but she could have left her intern badge at home.”

Signed,  Anonymous contributor